Sunday, March 21, 2010
Giraffes? Giraffes!
Earth's mightiest menace!
There is nothing, and I mean nothing, to do in Bloemfontein. I literally went to three malls in a day here, because there's nothing else to do. Nothing, that is, except to battle the giraffes of Giraffe Mountain! They are gigantic, and their extensible limbs can kill in seconds.
They're real, and they're beautiful!
Also, it turns out that ostriches are really, really big in real life. And they move with an ungainly gait that causes their extensive plumage to bob in all manner of ungainly ways. What I'm trying to say is, ostriches are awesome and delicious.
Earth's mightiest menace!There is nothing, and I mean nothing, to do in Bloemfontein. I literally went to three malls in a day here, because there's nothing else to do. Nothing, that is, except to battle the giraffes of Giraffe Mountain! They are gigantic, and their extensible limbs can kill in seconds.
They're real, and they're beautiful!Also, it turns out that ostriches are really, really big in real life. And they move with an ungainly gait that causes their extensive plumage to bob in all manner of ungainly ways. What I'm trying to say is, ostriches are awesome and delicious.
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